By sunken
Published: May 10, 2008
Updated: May 11, 2008 PrintEmail
GIRLS ARE ALL THE SAME! (Snookered) sunken
She says that snooker bores her shitless. I ask her not to be so crude. “It is a sport for gentle people, a sport that constantly exudes an air of calm sophistication… I don’t expect you’ll understand.” She says that snooker is for arse holes and doesn’t bother to expand. The room falls silent for a moment, (…save for a designated call and the applause that duly follows as domineering snooker balls fall into amicable pockets with a precision rarely seen…) The room falls silent for a moment as men in black peruse the green. “His backside is quite appealing,” she exclaims, out of the blue, as a rather handsome player extends the measure of his cue. “Perhaps my reasoning was clouded. There might be something to this game…” I switch the TV onto standby ‘cause girls are all the fuckin’ same!